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wizcoylifa:

“wanna see my rock collection?” i open my closet and several clones of dwayne johnson come running out. i hand my friend the extra tranquilizer gun under my bed, “the hunt is on”.

(via inasalmonsuit)

blackstanlee:

Ain’t no party like a Newton’s First Law party ‘cause a Newton’s First Law party don’t stop

(via blackstanlee)

h-styles:

fuckme-1direction:

nickiminiall:

h-styles:

theyre british what did you expect

of course theyre gonna be pussies

cant handle american women

this is why we won the war

oh will you shut the fuck up with your stupid fucking American eagle.

how did your tea taste

after we threw it in the harbor 

bitch

(via blackguyandrew)